How Not To Make Homemade Bread Crumbs
Step one: slice rolls in half, place on cookie sheet
Step two: turn on broiler to toast rolls, put cookie sheet in oven
Step three: start washing dishes and forget you put the rolls in the oven.
Step four: wonder why your sink smells like burnt toast. . .
Step five: remember that you put the rolls in the hot oven, pull them out smoking and black.
Step six: throw in the garbage, put "bread crumbs" on grocery list.